lexlifts:

herbshuttle:

sparklegenocide:

Oh you

biggest fuck you ever 


lmao

lexlifts:

herbshuttle:

sparklegenocide:

Oh you

biggest fuck you ever 

lmao

rbrduckyquack:

None of this shit would have gone down if Coulson had injected Ward with an actual truth serum back in the pilot.

Raina: There's been a complication.
Garrett: I don't like complications.
Raina: Well if you were fucking psychic

katebishopss:

these men are going to burn i s2fg

my-patronus-is-a-winchester:

gilmckinney:

gilmckinney:

god bless comic artists for drawing captain america’s ass so fine

you guys think im jokin

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ass so fine

god bless avengers casting directors for casting captain america’s ass so fine

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i pledge allegiance to that ass

avocadopeasfuck:

clockworkwillow:

usernamesarefornerds:

3D PRINTED MEMES

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THEY HAVE INVADED THEY PHYSICAL REALM

no

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daysofstorm:

johnsbarefeetandsherlockschair:

blackbirdblade:

fabulips:

pixieprincesslittle:

mrsroot:

Cordylus cataphractus

ITS A BABY DRAGON

baby no don’t eat your tail

Thats how they get away though, they bite their own tail and basically wheel away from the danger like a spikey orobouros.

"I AM SPARKS."
"I AM MILD TO MODERATE DISCOMFORT."
Baby Smaug, Roll Out.

daysofstorm:

johnsbarefeetandsherlockschair:

blackbirdblade:

fabulips:

pixieprincesslittle:

mrsroot:

Cordylus cataphractus

ITS A BABY DRAGON

baby no don’t eat your tail

Thats how they get away though, they bite their own tail and basically wheel away from the danger like a spikey orobouros.

"I AM SPARKS."

"I AM MILD TO MODERATE DISCOMFORT."

Baby Smaug, Roll Out.

Happy Birthday, Chloe Bennet! (April 18th, 1992)

winterfuckingsoldier:

imaginebucky:

imagine bucky and natasha whispering behind steve’s back in russian, just little harmless things like “he’s cute when he’s angry” and “if you tell him he’s got a nice ass he’ll turn the color of your hair” so steve decides he’s gonna learn some…

rrrowr:

dancys:

Captain America: the Winter Soldier - The Falcon [x]

#SAM WAS SO GREAT LET ME LIST SOME OF THE WAYS #fearlessly chatting with captain america; treating steve like a human being #recognizing something in steve that speaks to having a hard time adjusting to his situation #and bringing it up in a way that doesn’t put steve on the defensive or make it sound like something not perfectly normal #inviting him to a ptsd meeting without making it seem like he thinks steve needs therapy #or that therapy is something to be ashamed about needing #just so casual and so fucking cool #Sam will be your legs before you realize you can’t stand anymore #and he’ll never ever make that about him (via queenklu)

-You ready to follow Captain America into the jaws of death?

-Hell, no. That little guy from Brooklyn who was too dumb not to run away from a fight. I’m following him.

ericnorseman:

Steve Rogers and the people who loved him when he was nothing.









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