she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face
if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough
Okay. I need a long shower, a big bowl of chocolate ice cream, and a blanket to burrito myself in…
once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year
I can never stop laughing at this
*choking back tears* wanna fight
Remember when Valkyrie visited the girls of Avengers Academy and was like “The patriarchy has trained you to think you need men, but they’re pathetic and disappointing. Luckily vibrators are a thing here so they’re totally unnecessary!”? because that happened.