weedjoke420:

she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face

vagisodium:

if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough

oneformoo:

Okay. I need a long shower, a big bowl of chocolate ice cream, and a blanket to burrito myself in… 

graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

sogaysoalive:

I can never stop laughing at this

crumbduck:

*choking back tears* wanna fight 

alifecompiled:

Remember when Valkyrie visited the girls of Avengers Academy and was like “The patriarchy has trained you to think you need men, but they’re pathetic and disappointing. Luckily vibrators are a thing here so they’re totally unnecessary!”? because that happened. 









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