fatkidinmath:

is drake bell related to taco bell (??)

herrfaust:

walkerall:

foxtins:

Stuck

well then break up with him so that he can have the opportunity to love someone that loves him, jerk

stuck as in he’s stuck in bed with him because of his arm and shit like any of y’all anonymous gay porn blogs know what “love someone that loves him” even means

meliapond:

blainetabulous:

If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends

why can’t we be friends why can’t we be frieeeendds

sportsgoth:

"wow I’m really stoked to see what this 9th grader has to tell me about how the real world works"

- me every single time I come on this website

fvming:

"You don’t have many followers"

Jesus only had 12

particlefucker:

dont let tumblr make you believe that

-eating car hubcaps is cool

-being an inanimate object is acceptable

-post-avant jazzcore is better than progressive dreamfunk

-having a corporeal form is healthy

-france exists

-chemtrails aren’t real

babefield:

there are honestly tears in my eyes because everything after stage five is so funny

babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

h0odrich:

awwww-cute:

This is how a happy baby elephant looks like


GO OFF!!!

h0odrich:

awwww-cute:

This is how a happy baby elephant looks like

GO OFF!!!

irenigg:

ive seen very few if any sexy models. modeling in general is not sexy i dont see how u could be attracted to a model. posing is not sexy bein aware of the camera is not sexy. candid is sexy. im sexy. im candid. im candy. eye candy. hi mandy. im randy. beach sandy. need handy.

thecatblr:

horsiie:

smart people can get stressed out by school

smart people can get stressed out by school

smart people can get stressed out by school

  • smart people can get stressed out by school
  • smart people can get stressed out by school
  • smart people can get stressed out by school
  • SMART PEOPLE CAN BE STRESSED OUT BY SCHOOL

Smart people can become so stressed out by school that they dont care about grades anymore

twowhovianhearts:

askenjonine:

kierstiel:

221becquerel:

zchr:

what if you woke up with amnesia and all you could remember was your tumblr password and you had to discover who you were based off your posts

“wow I sure had a thing for boats”

#’wait am i a gay man’

image

this is the most perfect thing on tumblr omfg

mypursuitof-happiness:

ruinedchildhood:

bitch dont kill mah vibe

This photo cheered me right up.

mypursuitof-happiness:

ruinedchildhood:

bitch dont kill mah vibe

This photo cheered me right up.

reverseracist:

zizino:

whats worse to hear 

a) you’re like a brother to me
b) you’re my best friend

c) my confidant
d) my silly rabbit









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